My ability to empathize with this image is scary.

So all 2 of your that follow the Bloated Penguin (thanks mom and that creepy guy who stares at my picture in the About section) know that I’ve actually bitten the bullet and gone back to a 9-5 job.

BTW – if anyone knows the emoticon for “well… fuck” that would be great.

Anyways, I’ve started working at Sage software where I’ve been tasked write… wait for it…. HELP CONTENT FOR ACCOUNTING SOFTWARE. I know, coming from an online gambling background this is kind of like the Arctic to my sunny beach on Cabo. More >