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	<title>The Bloated Penguin &#187; Christmas</title>
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		<title>Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 12:38:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Bloated Penguin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out the trailer for Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale and get in the spirit of giving.]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://bloatedpenguin.mikescottlew.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/rare-exports.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3552" title="rare-exports" src="http://bloatedpenguin.mikescottlew.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/rare-exports.jpg" alt="rare exports Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale" width="620" height="450" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://bloatedpenguin.mikescottlew.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/rare-exports.jpg"></a>Want to see an awesome trailer for what looks like a brand new classic Christmas movie? Check out the trailer for<strong> Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale</strong> below and get in the spirit of giving.</p>
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<p>Was that not awesome? This has got to be one of the best voice over scripts for a trailer ever. So why should you drag everyone you know to the theatres this Christmas? Because Rare Exports looks like it will appeal to a lot of different audiences.</p>
<p>1 &#8211; It&#8217;s foreign so you can tell the hot girl in class that you got some culture over the break.</p>
<p>2 &#8211; It&#8217;s a holiday movie so you can go with the whole family</p>
<p>3 &#8211; It&#8217;s educational focusing on an archaeological dig.</p>
<p>In all seriousness though, I think I am going to have to watch this at some point. This is the synopsis directly copied from Quicktime:</p>
<blockquote><p>It&#8217;s the eve of Christmas in northern Finland and an &#8220;archeological&#8221; dig has just unearthed the real Santa Claus. But this particular Santa isn&#8217;t the one you want coming to town. When all the local children begin mysteriously disappearing, young Pietari and his father Rauno, a reindeer hunter by trade, capture the mythological being and attempt to sell Santa to the misguided leader of the multinational corporation sponsoring the dig. Santa&#8217;s elves, however, will stop at nothing to free their fearless leader from captivity. What ensues is a wildly humorous nightmare &#8211; a fantastically bizarre polemic on modern day morality. RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE is a re-imagining of the most classic of all childhood fantasies, and is a darkly comic gem soon to be required perennial holiday viewing.</p></blockquote>
<p>And here&#8217;s a trailer with a more serious tone.</p>
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		<title>Way too much food</title>
		<link>http://bloatedpenguin.mikescottlew.com/2008/12/26/way-too-much-food/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 10:03:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Bloated Penguin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m at that moment in life where I&#8217;m seriously going to get my eyes checked. Eating that much food in one sitting is religously impossible and the gods are punishing me&#8230;.. Hope everyone out there in the blogosphere had a wonderful holiday &#8211; and even if you don&#8217;t celebrate the birth of the long haird]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;m at that moment in life where I&#8217;m seriously going to get my eyes checked. Eating that much food in one sitting is religously impossible and the gods are punishing me&#8230;..</p>
<p>Hope everyone out there in the blogosphere had a wonderful holiday &#8211; and even if you don&#8217;t celebrate the birth of the long haird guy in the mel gibson movie I hope you had a great day off.</p>
<p>That was lame, but this is a picture of the newest addition to my household.</p>
<div id="attachment_69" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 304px"><a href="http://bloatedpenguin.mikescottlew.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/picture-32.png"><img class="size-medium wp-image-69" title="Wall E" src="http://bloatedpenguin.mikescottlew.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/picture-32-294x300.png" alt="picture 32 294x300 Way too much food" width="294" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Wall*E</p></div>
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		<title>Everyone&#8217;s White Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 11:37:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Bloated Penguin</dc:creator>
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<p>I&#8217;m thining all of the kids in the lower mainland gathered one night to ask for a white Christmas, then devoted their years to being good. This is ridiculous. I just returned home after dropping off a friend in Surrey (that&#8217;s a story for another time) and had to drive around in this&#8230;.</p>
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