The Bloated Penguin

Jargon from the brain of a disturbed boy
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So this one time I woke up after a night of heavy drinking and decided to make the worst decision of my life… I wanna be a professional writer.

The rest is old gravy from 2 Thanksgivings ago.

A small bit from the Joker’s monologue in the Dark Knight can best explain The Bloated Penguin.

“I’m a dog chasing cars… I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it.”

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