The Bloated Penguin

I’m seriously not making this up. Cyrus premiers tomorrow at Sundance and will be looking for distributors. If nobody picks this up, I will pay anything to get this into a big theater in Burnaby BC, Canada. If Jonah Hill’s character’s last name is Matthew, Daniel or Howard I will personally fund this flick with every dollar I will make for the rest of my life.

John C Reilly plays a divorced man looking for love. He finds Marissa Tomei and heaven is upon them… Until her son Cyrus comes into play.

Enjoy