Down Down Down – Red Knight’s Goin Down

I don’t have a bucket list. I’m too young. Instead I have a running list of shit that I wish I could have done when I was young. It includes things like pretending to be Godzilla and terrorizing Legoland, having an Oreo eating contest with an old person and spending the night in an FAO Shwartz – well as of Thursday evening I’ll be able to cross one off. I’m going to Midievil Times to eat a leg of chicken, drink some ale and cheer for  whichever knight looks the most like a pornstar.

It’s not like I’ve been dying to go ever since I can remember (okay maybe a little), but ever since Cable Guy I’ve always questioned what it is really like in there. I’m not being skeptical or anything, but I’d like to see and experience this unique dinner theater for myself. Since moving to Toronto my diet has consisted mostly of Alphaghetti and Campbell‘s soup so heading back in time for some chicken and anything else I can fit in my bare hands is pretty exciting.

I’ll give an update when its all said and done, but at least for now I can cross “Watch a real life jousting match,” off my list.

Later.