Hi Pixar. I know it’s been awhile since I contacted you, but I think this time apart has gone long enough. How long has it been? A month? I was about 25 years old since I last went to see you and those were some of the best moments in my life. I know you’ve recently had this huge release. I saw Monsters versus Aliens in 3D. I think you’re going to do fantastic in with Up. If you ever have any jobs lying around, I would very much like to have one. I don’t really know why… I don’t even have any transferable skills. I guess it would ‘animate’ me towards getting some. You’re looking great, by the way. Have you heard of the slapchop? It makes great salsa. Haha… well this is awkward… but it doesn’t have to be. You know… my girlfriend still asks about you from time to time. She’s always like… I wonder what Pixar’s up to these days… those were good times we had. You were so great… and even while you sold out to Disney, I loved you to death. Look at me, I’m bringing up all these old feelings. You don’t want to hear this… sigh…. well… it was great catching up. H-hey… drop me a line sometime will ya?

Sincerely,
Darien.

P.S. Why have you stolen Scott’s identity for UP?