DEAR NISSAN!

Hi Nissan. I know it’s been awhile since I contacted you, but I think this time apart has gone long enough. How long has it been? 17 years? I was about 8 years old since we last went for a ride together and those were some of the best moments in my life. I know you’ve recently had this huge makeover, I saw the Cube. I think you’re going to do fantastic in the future. If you ever have any ‘spares’ lying around, I would very much like to have one free of charge. I don’t really know why… I don’t even have a driver’s license. I guess it would give me the ‘drive’ to finally go out and get one. You’re looking great, by the way. Have you heard of the slapchop? It makes great salsa. Haha… well this is awkward… but it doesn’t have to be. You know… my Dad still asks about you from time to time. He’s always like… I wonder what Nissan’s up to these days… those were good times we had. You were so blue… and even while the paint bubbled and chipped off in places, I loved you to death. Look at me, I’m bringing up all these old feelings. You don’t want to hear this… sigh…. well… it was great catching up. H-hey… drop me a line sometime will ya?

Sincerely,
Darien.