If I had a car, it would be a cube
Nissan Cube
Saw some interesting things yesterday while not working (oh yeah you read that right, I’m taking a couple days off). Anyways, took a trip to the local Tim Hortons cause you know, I’m Canadian and all and what did I see beyond the expected plethora of IceCaps? A brand new Nissan Cube. Now if you know me then you already know that I know less about cars than I do about taxes (which is basically nothing), but the Nissan Cube that rolled up was really impressive. After restocking my body with various flavors of doughnut holes, I came home and did a bit of research on the Cube. Found out that it is reasonably priced, but the most interesting part is that is was designed around a bulldog wearing sunglasses. You read that correctly, I found the info on the Cube website.
I probably won’t be purchasing a car anytime soon cause, well, I really have nowhere to go; but if I ever found a big bag of money, I’d consider it solely based on the fact that its a cube.
Later, back to the couch.
about 2 years ago
Yo I love the Cube. if only i can find a way for Nissan to give me a free Cube for promoting them on killahbeez’s site that would be sweet.
about 2 years ago
You should send them that query email. Who knows? You might get one shipped to you.
about 2 years ago
It won’t work… I already tried that.
DEAR NISSAN!
Hi Nissan. I know it’s been awhile since I contacted you, but I think this time apart has gone long enough. How long has it been? 17 years? I was about 8 years old since we last went for a ride together and those were some of the best moments in my life. I know you’ve recently had this huge makeover, I saw the Cube. I think you’re going to do fantastic in the future. If you ever have any ‘spares’ lying around, I would very much like to have one free of charge. I don’t really know why… I don’t even have a driver’s license. I guess it would give me the ‘drive’ to finally go out and get one. You’re looking great, by the way. Have you heard of the slapchop? It makes great salsa. Haha… well this is awkward… but it doesn’t have to be. You know… my Dad still asks about you from time to time. He’s always like… I wonder what Nissan’s up to these days… those were good times we had. You were so blue… and even while the paint bubbled and chipped off in places, I loved you to death. Look at me, I’m bringing up all these old feelings. You don’t want to hear this… sigh…. well… it was great catching up. H-hey… drop me a line sometime will ya?
Sincerely,
Darien.