Watched Watchmen, Watched My Watch

Thrillhouse and his favorite comic
Morning kids,
Stayed up a little late last night and caught a 9PM showing of Watchmen at the local Googleplex of Theaters out in the burbs. I knew it was going to be a marathon, but I seriously don’t think I’ve ever had to pee so badly in my entire life. Zach Snyder should issue a warning to go up on screen about 15 minutes before the movie starts to make sure everyone in the theatre has emptied their bowels.
There was a movie too and this will be the shortest (and therefore BEST) review you’ll read about the Watchmen – It’s pretty damn good, but pretty damn long. Read the comic before so you know why things are happening, then read it again to get the full experience. No Black Freighter.
Hope you enjoyed my thorough review – I obviously do not do this for a living.
about 2 years ago
You forgot to add that Zach Snyder should issue a warning about the abudance of blue crack and ball sack throughout the movie.
about 2 years ago
This is true – if we’re going to talk about warnings in front of Watchman we should include one about gigantic visible smurf sausages.