Sifting through the junk folder

What is in here?

Has anyone out there ever gone through their junk folder in email? First off, lots of respect to Gmail for their filtering system – I stopped using Hotmail back in 02 mostly because of over-spammage and I’ve never had that problem since moving over to Gmail. So what’s in the Junk folder today?

First off, I never check this thing – EVER, so the count has gotten up to 140 unread. I think Gmail holds onto them for a week and then purges like a high school cheerleader.

#1 – David Sweet has emailed me announcing that he can get me 80% off all watches. Awesome! If I was nieve enough to actually check that out. This one reeks of virus.

#2 – Grace Hampton has emailed me about a breakthrough in sexual enhancing drugs! Just what I was waiting for. Pass.

#3 – Ivory Story sent a message about car loans. Apparently Ivory can get me a ridiculous deal on a brand new Bentley! I’ll hang onto this one in case I decide to make a rap music video.

#4 – Stefan Villa sent a message with the follopwing subject line, “Make her come every night.” Hmmmmmm inticing subject line, but I’ll have to pass on this one too.

#5 – msihseda1951 says they can get over-the-counter drugs for over 90% off. The next time I feel the need for some T-3′s I’ll open this one up.

So there’s the top 5 from my spam folder. You should check yours every once in a while. Helps pass the time and kind of interesting to see what scams are out there right now. Okay, I’m out, I need to go buy a new watch, get a car loan, enhance my sexual performance and buy some low-priced Advil.