Snoop & Sookie
Sep 3rd
Okay, you know what’s strange? If I went ahead and made a rap video/song about a TV character and threw it up on YouTube I’d be thrust into the category of Creepy/Strange/Outlandish and pretty much anything and everything that would land me a segment on Dateline as a predator… But that’s just me and I’m not Snoop Dogg.
So I guess the rules are these. If you smoke a ton of weed, become an internationally renowned hip-hop star, call yourself a pimp and forget how to spell simple words like “Dog” then I guess you wouldn’t get categorized as anything but cool.
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Is There Such Thing As Too Many Abs?
Sep 3rd
Morning All,
Still catching up on everything I’ve missed in the last little while concerning movies, TV and this little thing we like to call the Interwebs, but while scouring to keep up I stumbled upon some interesting news. How much do you love Buddy-Cop flicks? I bet you can name a few off the top of your head right now. Lethal Weapon, Lethal Weapon 2 and, well, um… Lethal Weapon 3?
Okay, the point I’m trying to make is that there haven’t been a ton of them of late that have been worth seeing/quoting in the pub. Cop Out? The Other Guys? More >
Mission Impossible Girls The Next Bond Girls?
Sep 2nd
Morning all,
Remember when it was huge news to find out who double-oh-seven would be shacking up with in his next flick? With names like Halle Berry, Denise Richards and Eva Green of some of the later Bond flicks, it’s tough not to notice. Well, with Bond now in limbo we’re going to have to turn our attention to another spy franchise – and with it, news of the latest Mission Impossible girl.
So in the midst of all of the debate over what exactly the next Mission Impossible flick will be (it’s actually been decided that the next installment is a reboot of the More >
We Now Return You To Your Regularly Scheduled Programming…
Sep 1st
Morning Kids!
Yes, I’ve been extremely MIA in the last week or two but for good reason. I went home for a few days for some R&R and some thinking and I’ve returned to Toronto refreshed and ready to go! Go with what you ask? Well, I’m not really sure at this point because I basically only wrote that to get myself pumped up about going back to work – which is always a drag coming off vacation. In any case, it’s good to be back and to everyone out there who was wondering when I was going to post again More >
I’m Alive, Just Saying…
Aug 26th
Hey Kids,
Just thought I’d drop a little message letting you all know that I’m alive, but I’m on vacation.
Sorry if you’ve been eagerly awaiting penguin news – I’ll be back to the norm in about a week. In the mean time, check this out!
Looks amazing so far Mr. Boyle! 127 Hours with James Franco and his arm. Can’t wait.
I’m Kenny Powers MuthaF*%#ers
Aug 20th
Morning kids,
And what a wonderful Friday this is, is it not? Couple that with pay-day and a trip back to Van to see the boys and the Penguin is smitten. But you’re not here to talk about me right? So here’s some cool news coming in.
Kenny Powers is back! HBO’s Eastbound and Down will is returning September 26!!!
Sure we might all be a tad tired of the hillbilly act Danny McBride has become famous for, but Eastbound and Down allows him to step slightly to the left and instead of playing a mullet-headed overweight middle American, he’ll be playing a mullet-headed overweight, More >
Black Swan Trailer
Aug 19th
Morning kids,
What would you say if I said there’s going to be a movie coming out about the NYC Ballet scene?
Possible Answers: Meh, Blah, Whatevs, My better half better not make me see this, Nope.
Okay, now what would you say if I said this movie stars Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis?
Possible Answers: Interesting, Tell me more, still meh, I wouldn’t feel dragged to this.
How about if I said this was directed by Darren Aronofsy?
Possible Answers: Who? You mean the guys from the Wrestler? Sounds like a hockey player, Not bad, I could watch this I guess, I still need more.
Alright, Ballet, More >
The Frost In January
Aug 18th
Morning all,
X-Men First Class news. Remember back when it was semi-announced that She’s Out Of My League star Alice Eve would be dawning the white leotard and playing Emma Frost in the new X-Men flick? Well, as with most rumours that was wrong. I bought into it as well so don’t feel so bad if you feel duped. On the flip side, the official news of who will be playing Emma Frost came down the wire a little while ago and in my opinion we’ve all traded up… Significantly.
Madmen enthusiasts will recognize January Jones who has now been slotted to play Emma and the rest of More >
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